Cravings

I'm lusting after
... rich, fudgy chocolate brownies
... crumbly peanut butter cookies
... melt-in-your-mouth oatmeal butterscotch cookies
... greasy cheesy pepperoni pizza from Minsky's
... wheat thins and vegetable thins and, oh my god, triscuits
... melty cheese quesadillas with fresh guacamole
... hot from the fryer cheese-topped tator tots
... Cap'n Crunch and Crunch Berries and, damn it, Peanut Butter Crunch
... and a large Diet Dr. Pepper followed by a pitcher of margaritas to wash it all down.

Yep, the Doctor's feelin' kinda klassy today.

Time warp dance

If I were in Kansas City tonight, I'd go see David Sedaris, who's only one of the funniest fucking writers on the face of the planet. Damn, why can't I time warp and be there? Damn, when did I turn into a geek who says things like time warp?